Lady, You Have Great Breasts.

03Mar09

Top Ten Best Breasts.  And things the women do with them.

When I first arrived on Earth, I was noticing the Many Great Breasts of the Land and The Passion and Obsession of these.  Maybe because the human babies drink from a man-tube they hunger for breasts all their life?

Males and Females breasts and I like especially how the earth women have a range of accessories from hands to inserts to play with them.  Let’s go there!  Fun!

BREASTS’ BEST FRIENDS and THE ACCESSORIES THAT MAKE THEM 

FLOWERS:  Marilyn Monroe, Pop idol, Lindsay Lo Needs Midol

 

 

 

 

 

ARM SQUEEZES:  Lift and Separate easily becomes Gift of Cleave.  Works for actresses like Salma Hayak to rockers like Wendy O with her electrical tape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ANIMAL MEMORIES:  Hay! Grr! Jane Russell in the Manger beget Scarlett Johannsen’s purry ways.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BONDAGES:  Josephine Baker’s breasts, outward bound, surely beget Giselle in Herve Leger… both bound to unbound the Secrets of The Victorians.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EXPOSURES:   Out with it!…or them…Which is cuter? Uma Thurman’s Celestial Winking Northern Exposures and Janet Jackson’s Super Bowl Terrestial Misfunctional?

                           A SHORT, NATURAL HISTORY OF BREASTS

                                   AND THEIR WORSHIP ON EARTH

                                                       Mountains High

                                             Manga Low

                             On the Go.  (To remind people of fast breast-fed feedings.)

 

 

 

 

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