Rahu Speaks. The Origin of Obama, The Alien Alter-Native.

18Aug09

“Everyone re-incarnates, changes bodies, transitions, you know, and that includes Obama too,” my friend, Rahu Speaks and Reminds Me. Getting a phone call beamed from my friend Rahu, usually means he’s got some new persona and scheme cooking and so even, I, Iti, Alien Unstoppable, must give pause. He tells me his current incarnation is [...]

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My Favorite Fembots. What Women Want.

26Apr09

  I have FOUND LIFE.  There are others like me. I will begin a club, wave a freak flag high. Since we Fembot Aliens are Time-Travelers, your earthly constructs may go haywire here as I jump all over your culture, but suffice to say, that’s a good thing…it will wake you out of your time-drugged [...]

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