Posts Tagged ‘celebrity chakras’
The Sol in Your Spacesuit
21Jul09
The Alien’s Monthly PMS where she rants on Celebs Rockin’ Their Chakras. The Alien has been baffled and pouting in her designer vibrating light spacesuit this past month and now has finally seen the light on this day, The Solar Eclipse of July 21. All last month….she stared into the blue mirror glow of the […]
Filed under: ITI'S GOT HER MONTHLY. CELEBRITI CHAKRA ROUND-UPS | Leave a Comment
Tags: alien stuck in the body of a stripper, Ashton Kutcher, Buzz Aldrin, Cancer Capricorn, CELEBRITI, celebrity chakras, Demi mohawk, Demi Moore, Diana Ross, Dina Goldstein, Elizabeth Taylor, et phone home, Farrah, G.I. Jane, Gosselin's girlfriend, Hardy Gosselin, Iti phone home, magnificent desolation, man in the mirror, michael alien, Michael Jackson, michael jackson alien, monthly pms, moon cycles, moon programming, moonwalks, Nowness, perez hilton, perez my statement, PMS rant, Solar Eclipse, Solar Eclipse July 21, soul in spacesuit, stuck in the middle, Susan Boyle, the rapper astronaut, wanna be startin somethin
Prizes One thru Nine. The Celebs Knockin’ Their Chakras and…The Shining Stars…Celebs Rockin’ Their Chakras. (Iti’s Note: What is a “Chakra”? A purse to be on a waiting list for? A sneaker from Japan? No to both and you can’t buy or beg, you already have them. Celebritis…They’re Just Like Us! They have these Energy Wheels […]
Filed under: ITI'S GOT HER MONTHLY. CELEBRITI CHAKRA ROUND-UPS | 2 Comments
Tags: Agyness Deyn, Alexander McQueen, Amy Winehouse, Armistead Maupin, Beyonce, CELEBRITI, celebrity chakras, celebrity Deepak Chopra, chakra Deepak, Chakras, Chris and Rhianna, Chris Brown, Chris Brown and Rihanna, Francois-Henri Pinault, Hussein Chalayan, Jade Goody, Jessica Biel, Jesus Luz, Jochen Zeitz, JR, Kate Moss, Leonardo DiCaprio, Madonna, Mark Coetzee, MIA, Mickey Rourke, Rhianna, Robin Wright Penn, Salma Hayak, Sean Penn, Shepard Fairey
iti phone home 