The Angels Might Need Abortions Too, Angle


The Angels vs. The “Angles”

The Alien, being a traveler to many worlds beyond this pretty green orb, always has an angle on Angels, even from her own temporary earthly body perch here in the body of a pole-dancer on the Atlantic City boardwalk. Queen Angelina Jolie, one of the Alien’s favorite Open Hearted Humans, got a little bullied by the Bosnians, the other day, just to make sure her fictional directorial debut, a movie exploring rape and romance between victim and captor of different ethnic backgrounds, aka “a Plot Twist,” doesn’t offend anyone.

Ho Hum…sounds like another mythical or Shakepearean plot twist, which just might invite intelligent and sensitive discussion, is declared “should be silenced before its even spoken.”

The Alien thinks Twists in the plot of Life are what makes the word “choice” possible and not just a word to get behind to declare divisiveness or some “God-given” right to choose for other people against their will. (sounds a little like rape to me no matter what “side” it comes from.)

“There are many twists in the plot that address the sensitive nature of the relationship between the main characters, and that will be revealed once the film is released. My hope is that people will hold judgment until they have seen the film,” says The Angel.

Meanwhile…on this more “free” side of the Atlantic, Maureen Dowd calls out the gang of political Mean Girls with some sharp angles, popping up in the Tea Party USA as “…teenage tormentors who would steal your boyfriend, spray-paint your locker and, just for good measure, spread rumors that you were pregnant.” And they seem so “Christian”…the message being, “my Male-God Savior declares, “Come to me, I’ll fix it” but also…(whispered behind close doors, you should “Figure it out, cos it’s Your Fault.”)

Tea Party “Mean Girl,” Sharron Angle suggests if a girl is raped, even by her own father, for an alternative choice she recommends letting God fix everything, as in her quote: “He can intercede in many situations.” It’s big God and just a little easy attitude adjustment, she recommends, “Rape victims should use their pregnancies as a way to turn lemons into lemonade”.

The Alien is hoping all this opens up convos beyond bullying, which can lead to “a little death” or “just a little rape lemon” which can lead to “little” life choices of the sort I doubt anyone would want to have make by someone else.

YOU!…Angelina Jolie!…YOU! Strong Teenage and Rape Victims Everywhere! …YOU! Creative Choice!… will forever make an Alien stuck in the body of a stripper named Chelsea Nicole…smile a “its-just-movie-on-a-sensitive-topic-people-let’s-discuss-ok?”…smile.


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